On The Bus

OOO Shoo On the Bus...First someone walk past 13 people and came straight up to me and was talking very loud in my face about how I should support his black genecide book, so I axed him for 37 cent. Then On the next bus... It was so packed...and I think someone my have farted...just fyi...A lady was talking about a bomb threat that happened on that very same bus last week. She said "People was runnin off this bus" ...there probably wasn't a bomb though like the fart bomb that was let off presently on this bus.
Mahalo.

On The Bus

On the Bus...today I just learned a new thing... A girl was talkin about someone who listens to her conversations while on her phone. She was like "what that called..oh that called ear hustlin" "Why she be errr hustleins all up in my conversations...shooo", Thanks LaQuandeshawndra...I just learned something new.

On The Bus

On the bus today...well waiting for the bus a man with a zztop beard and checkered stockings was ride his motorcycle and hollarin at a lady with big boobs. She flipped him off and errbody was like "You go girl". I bet the lady with the brown teeth from the other day was jealous that zz top didn't holla at her. Some day...Some day girl.

On The Bus

"On the Bus" Today a crazy lady was having a full conversation with someone that wasn't even there. I checked to see if she was on a blue tooth...come to find out that all she had was 4 brown toof's. Mahalo

On The Bus

I have a bike now...I know right...Less bus rides but I still have to ride the bus a few times a week so no worries. I wasn't "on the bus" today but a man can into my workplace and went right up to me and was going to ask me for a beer and he wanted it free.. I know this because it's already happened to me 3 times, so before he even axed me fo that. I axed him for 3 dollars I could borrow. He had left, What the hell. Why me. I think I must be more aproachable then others.

On The Bus

"On the Bus" Today a lady kept sayin' excuse me, um excuse me sir. excuse me! Apparently she was talking to me and by the time I had realizeded I arrived at my stop...shoo...that was a close one. Number one rule "No eye contact".

On the Bus

"On the Bus" I never would have thought the Bus driver would be Vegan. Someone was telling her that he can't wait till 7:43pm because he be home and then he can lay up all day and eat some tunafish, fruits, and deli meats. Then the bus driver was like "I don't be eatin' no pig. I be like goin to Whole foods and stuff and be gettin me some vegan chicken and some vegan sausage mmmhhm I be healthy....those pork rinds your eating aint gonna help your ass from hanging off the side of your driver seat.