For the holidays

Happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas too
Happy Hannika if your a jew
St. patricks day, Easter, Quanza, Mardi gras
get ready to gain some weight so loosen your belts and that bra
Happy holidays to all and to all lets say cheers
we thank god for bunnies and the invention of beer

Ode to the gay boy!

Gay boy gay boy
thou art so gay
Your shoes are quite nice "I must say"
Are you a hair dresser or male nurse
oh my that thing around your arm looks like a purse
Gay boy gay boy
you just might be famous
but only if someone bleaches your anus
only then is when you shall succeed
a gay boy you are most definately indeed.

Ode to the lesbian

Lessie lessie thou art so fair
How I love your spiky hair
No matter what, She'll always choose
A functional outfit with comfortable shoes
Burkenstocks, Puma's, Nike's or Tevas
Add a sweatshirt and your a Dike Diva
Show those caf's lipstick lessies won't hear it
Won't catch them dead in some Easy Spirits
Contracters, Plumbers, Electrisions Hurray

Suzie O will tell you the workings of a Roth IRA

Screwdrivers, hammers, nail guns galour
A Lesbian is who installed your front door!!