On the Bus

"On the Bus" I never would have thought the Bus driver would be Vegan. Someone was telling her that he can't wait till 7:43pm because he be home and then he can lay up all day and eat some tunafish, fruits, and deli meats. Then the bus driver was like "I don't be eatin' no pig. I be like goin to Whole foods and stuff and be gettin me some vegan chicken and some vegan sausage mmmhhm I be healthy....those pork rinds your eating aint gonna help your ass from hanging off the side of your driver seat.

On the Bus

"On the Bus"....Look I wasn't even on the bus when this happened but basically I had just gotten "Off the Bus" so...damn! Basically a homeless person or someone that got off the numba 8 bus that I had not notices was axein me for 3 dollars. I was like damn..really 3 dollars is a little steep, so I said Hell naw......Anyway Homeless people acting cray cray with this 3 dollar shit. You are a high class ballin homeless person.
Mahalo.

On the bus

"On the bus today", There was a black lady with a giant ass. I only point that out because of these other black ladies with large asses commented on the giantness of her giant ass as she walked by. They said "damn...look at all that ass girl".they kept sayin "all that ass"..Well it's really hard to explain but I may have learned something today. But I don't know what it is yet. I do know that I really need a small hidden video camera for such instances.

On the bus

"On the Bus" Today a lady that looked like either was a crack head or had a stroke sat all up in my space. She said "oh it's really chilly on this metro isn't it", I didn't answer because I have become rude especially when your in my space. Then she said "Hey can I ask you something" and I said umm....No. and moved to another seat. I hate that I didn't ask her for money right after damn. I should have said "no but can I have 2 dollars for bus fare because my uncles baby sister cousin is in the hospital.....Next time I will.

On the Bus

"On the Bus" Today Shawntequa was arguing with Deshawndra about whether or not Aldi's on Grand was open on Sundays, so then they axeded some others that were walking past as we were waiting for the bus. They said "I don't know...Al deez nuts they said. So after they left I had told them that Aldi's was open and Saved the day!! And lastly Shawntequa you go girl with your R&B songs that you be singing "on the bus".
Mahalo.

On the bus

"On the Bus" today a man told me to vote and then proceeded to tell me about how he works at a strip club and that his girlfriend will break up with him because he works at a strip club. Then he said he would be homeless in a few days. The whole time he was talking I pretended get a phone call. Then he asked if he could use my phone. I told him that "it doesn't work and I only use it to check the time." He started to question me and thank god my stop had approached. Mahalo.

On the bus

"On the bus today" A woman with serious narcolipsy kept falling asleep on top of a lady trying to read her book. She woke up like 5 times checked her phone then feel back asleep instantly. She is awesome!

On the bus

"On the bus today", There was a black lady with a giant ass. I only point that out because of these other black ladies with large asses commented on the giantness of her giant ass as she walked by. They said "damn...look at all that ass girl".they kept sayin "all that ass"..Well it's really hard to explain but I may have learned something today. But I don't know what it is yet. I do know that I really need a small hidden video camera for such instances.

On the bus

Public transportation is the best. especially when you get to see an old persons wrinkled ass because he had rips all over the ass area of there dirty pants at 7am. Oh and he had a withered arm too...I know...I'm going to hell for mentioning the withered arm. Mahalo.