On the Bus

"On the Bus" I never would have thought the Bus driver would be Vegan. Someone was telling her that he can't wait till 7:43pm because he be home and then he can lay up all day and eat some tunafish, fruits, and deli meats. Then the bus driver was like "I don't be eatin' no pig. I be like goin to Whole foods and stuff and be gettin me some vegan chicken and some vegan sausage mmmhhm I be healthy....those pork rinds your eating aint gonna help your ass from hanging off the side of your driver seat.